Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
sarcasm needs its own font
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
this will be a night to untag.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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