You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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