just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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