I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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