You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I deserve this hangover.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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