He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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