We won't sleep together?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My vagina is officially offended.