i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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