Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize