Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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