And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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