Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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