I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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