i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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