nut hugger
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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