I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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