do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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