I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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