Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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