I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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