Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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