wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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