Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize