if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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