People with herpes should wear stickers.
birth control should be required to get into college
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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