I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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