Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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