ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.