I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?