Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today