bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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