i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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