Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket