That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.