I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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