One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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