If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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