i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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