After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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