Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The beer is more important than you right now.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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