this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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