hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
How does one acquire holy water?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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