Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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