I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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