Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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