he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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