i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.