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• (407): View more from Florida

  Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!

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• (315): View more from New York

  i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Green mimosas i think yes

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.

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• (212): View more from New York

  He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Really though. It's your life, live it how you want

  (702): View more from Nevada

  And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica

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