Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Green mimosas i think yes
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica