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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge

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• (760): View more from California

  coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.

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