Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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