youre lurking in front of me
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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