I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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