i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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