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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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