Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She's the barista slut.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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